But lifting a wooden ski with several shot glasses of vodka Super Glued to it? More impressive teamwork than the Showtime Lakers running the fastbreak. As Tom says, ".if you wanna get loaded, why don't you just order a shot?" I've never had any of these, but that scene is awesome. The Three-Toed Sloth, The Velvet Hammer, The Alabama Slammer. Any shot Tom Cruise mentions in his epic Cocktail monologue ( to wit ) A perfectly subtle way to freshen your stanky drunkard breath.Īt best, culturally offensive at worst, dropped into a shaker pint of Diet Red Bull while a dude in a tank top fist pumps behind you.
It's like a bottle of Scope just sitting there on the bar's bottom shelf. Why exactly do I need my mind erased when I'm in warm, sun-soaked Florida? I feel like I mainly see this Kahlúa/vodka shot when I'm at cheesy Florida bars. The only shot meant to be sucked down, or rather up through a straw in one fell swoop. Of course, I grew up in Oklahoma City in the '80s so take that for what it's worth. When I was a youth, it seemed that many bars advertised having discounted kamikaze shots on their drinks menu as an enticing lure. Still, it's perhaps the only shot so popular it necessitates it's own "shot machine" in your average bar. Like ice sculptures for people who think carved swan centerpieces are just missing a little something! Probably because 95% of my generation died of gold-flake poisoning. I'm not even sure if the 'chläger is still being made. This was the shot "of the moment" when I was in college. That was considered a good thing in the late-'90s. For some reason. A shot is an ounce-and-a-half of liquid-all of it should be booze. But if you're drinking a concoction of brandy, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, and a raw egg at 9 a.m, you've got bigger problems in your life than a widdle headache.ĭon't make the poor bartender get out his Boston shaker just so you and your lame buddies can shoot a round of Lemon Drops to celebrate another Quidditch championship. The world's only "breakfast" shot is meant to cure hangovers. The only more humiliating food order in this world is having to tell your favorite Italian deli to give you their "Fuhgeddaboudit" hero.Īnd now The Cos has even made a long-time college staple feel unsavory! Although…īuttery Nipple, Redheaded Slut, Sex on the Beach. Ordering your morning Frappuccino with an aerosol can squeeze of Reddi-Wip on top is bad enough. Making your bartender add a dollop to your "Blow Job" shot is even worse. Which raises the point: why are you going to a bar that has a box of Betty Crocker's SuperMoist® in the speed well? No person looks cool wincing while biting into a dirty lime garnish after having just licked Kosher salt off his grimy forearm. The worst mainly due to the silly ceremony surrounding it. What makes a great shot? What makes a bad shot? Here's our deep assessment of the 25 most common. Still, if shots are going to exist, then they need to be ranked. Neither option is all that appealing, even for someone who likes to drink his face off. I'll be honest, I hate shots. I feel they're always a) a waste of savoring great alcohol or b) a quick way to get swill into your system.
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